Not the job for me

So, I was on craigslist today and ran across this ad...check it out:
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Producers of the cable television show Worlds Deadliest Catch are conducting a nationwide search for 3 people to be filmed falling from a ship and into the North Sea while we attempt to rescue you. Please submit a brief list of your qualifications as well as WHY this part would be right for you. This part may lead to future supporting roles. The compensation is $2000. Lodging, meals and transportation are included.
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So, I just have a few issues...first of all, they will only "attempt" to rescue you. good luck!
Second of all, you have to have qualifications for this job? (um so...yeah, I fall off of large fishing boats all the time!)
HA!
Not the job for me!